Sasquatch proof

[obert1]

I believe this fella.

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Bowhunter has early morning encounter while in hunting stand in Sulphur River Wildlife Management Area.

Report#
03080033
Occurred October 2000
(Submitted January 26, 2008)

Witness Observation

I scouted the area the day before and hung my ole' man climbing tree stand on a tree for the following morning's hunt. The only tree I could use was a small oak with a main fork that was about 12 feet off the ground and covered with poison oak. That means I could only climb up to that fork, and not my usual 20 or 25 feet which I usually like to hunt from. I'm not allergic to poison oak, so that wasn't going to bother me. I arrived early (4:45 A.M.) parked and got dressed. I've learned that to be a successful hunter, you have to be scent free. I dressed in my realtree leafy suit and lacrosse rubber boots, sprayed down with scentkiller and dowsed my boots with persimmon scent and walked to my stand (5:00 A.M.). The Moon was full and I could see with the use of my Streamlight (green light) pen light.

With the morning dew, I made no noise getting to my stand and without scaring game off with a large flashlight. I made it to my stand and found that the top portion was twisted around to the back of the tree and the bottom was moved to the base of the tree. Why did someone do this and not steal it? (5:20 A.M)

I was up the tree and had my bow in my lap with my arrow pointing away from me with it resting on my stand's gun rest. I pulled my earth scent wafers out and attached them to the outside of my back pack.

I was facing south with two big oak trees about 25 yards away. The clouds were moving fast and with the full moon, I could somewhat see in the dark.

I was very still and had everything camouflaged except my muzzy broadhead, on the end of my arrow. It was about 5:30 A.M. when I heard something walk up from behind me.

I turned slowly to see if I could see it. It was big and black and at first thought it was a couple hogs. They were too big to be hogs and I wondered whose cows were loose in the refuge. I was wanting them to hurry up and leave so they wouldn't scare the deer when something brushed up against my leg. I didn't hear anything climb up the tree with me so I kept still. I was looking forward when I saw a big black hand reach up and grab my muzzy broadhead. The hand was a shiny black and the fingers were huge! The palms were also black like a gorilla. When it grabbed my broadhead the razor blades cut him and it yelled like a bull! It was louder than a car horn and it was at my feet. It scared the crap ut of me so I started yelling back.

And cussing! It ran off braking trees and tearing down everything in its path. I sat there 15 minutes until it got daylight and left. I believe that I scared him/her as much as it scared me.

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[Husker1911]

For strange reasons, I'm quite pleased Nebraska now harbors mountain lions. It's hard to explain, but it brings the wildness back to this great state.

Now, if only a few of you started reporting 7' hairy upright creatures, I'd be even more pleased!

[obert1]

I'm going to sell all of my ladder stands and only get hang on stands from now on. And I'm going to put them at least 20' up. One can never be too careful. Have to make sure I'm sasquatch safe! This only confirms that we need to change the Nebraska law on carrying a handgun while bowhunting. They'll regret it when that first hunter falls to squatch hands..

[thedeerhunter]

I thought that I saw a sasquatch once. Then I realized it was just walleyemarsh running around with his shirt off!

[Scott G.]

Hahahahaha, that great deer hunter!

[BurtonBuck1960]

Did he happen to have any jerky in that back pack?!?!

[thedeerhunter]

Walleyemarsh was running around with a package of Jack Links in his hand!!