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Old 08-20-2008, 07:53 AM
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6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The ****s are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Pinata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme
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Old 08-20-2008, 12:34 PM
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LMAO!!!
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Old 08-20-2008, 02:24 PM
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I like fursniper's post better! His was more realistic! lol
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Old 08-20-2008, 04:30 PM
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I think they are both hillarious as heck
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Old 08-20-2008, 05:57 PM
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Man, I'd attend this... Prayin' and drinkin'...
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Old 08-20-2008, 06:29 PM
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I can't beleive that the reps are letting Dick Channey speak at the convention. I bet they will be lineing up to hear that piece of S@#$.
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Old 08-20-2008, 10:07 PM
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I agree Chopper, fursniper's was more realistic, like always the other side is always a day late and must copy or not have anything to say except cussing....my mom used to say folks only cuss because they have not learned to use the English language. The older I get, the more I realize how correct she was....Tom
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:05 AM
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I agree Chopper, fursniper's was more realistic, like always the other side is always a day late and must copy or not have anything to say except cussing....my mom used to say folks only cuss because they have not learned to use the English language. The older I get, the more I realize how correct she was....Tom

Now that is funny!!!!
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Old 08-21-2008, 01:21 PM
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that aint funny, its the truth
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Old 09-04-2008, 07:45 AM
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Why are there no replies about the RNC on the RNC thread? I cannot reply about it because I have not watched 1 second of it. Just wondering how things are going. Oh wait, I did watch while some black dude recited the Pledge of Allegiance and 2 rednecks sang the national anthem. That was sweet.....but not as sweet as Stevie Wonder singing at the DNC.
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Old 09-04-2008, 08:33 AM
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Muddy, I know that you did watch it. And you probably didnt miss a minute of it either. I can tell she's got you a little scared too! She was good, that is a fact!
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Old 09-04-2008, 08:43 AM
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Um, yeah. Stevie Wonder was totally rockin.. Not so sure how a song about a new born baby fit with Mrs. Obama either? Muddy, I really pictured you as a HUGE Gretchen Wilson fan. I figured you had "here for the party" in your cd player at all times..
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:17 AM
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WOW!!! That's all I can say about Sara Palin. She knocked this one out of the ball park. She nailed every little stinking thing that needed to be touched on. She is the best example of a true American that I have ever seen in the political ring. America needs this ticket and I am afraid if we don't get it we are going to be flushed right down the you know what!
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Old 09-04-2008, 10:26 AM
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Kind of sounds like some individuals in the Mideast. Is this Americas jihad?




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Old 09-04-2008, 10:46 AM
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Muddy, I know that you did watch it. And you probably didnt miss a minute of it either. I can tell she's got you a little scared too! She was good, that is a fact!
No, I really haven't watched any of it. I have seen all over the news and internet though that she really WOWWWWED a lot of people and that her speech was fantastic. She better be good. If McCain gets voted in, she'll be our President after he has a heart attack or stroke of some sort. With his medical history and all the stress that comes along with being a president, it's almost a given that something medical will happen to him.

p.s. Did you swerve at me on the highway the other day? Had a green F-150 about hit me and thought it might be you.
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